Over 99680

Put Demotivational Poster


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm
GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.

TROLLING - An art form.

COMPUTER CRASH - Can't respond to any email today. Something has crashed on my computer and the mouse is missing.

Barrack Obama? -

TAGS: putin
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:33 am
I would so vote for Vladimir Putin!
fotimake - March 24, 2014, 12:16 pm
SUPER !!! :D
MashiMashi - March 18, 2014, 12:35 pm
post tp politifake

MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.

TECHNOLOGY ADVANCES! - This is a 5 megabyte harddrive from 1955!

TAGS: computer past
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by twill1962

Zetmonk - July 10, 2012, 5:24 am
The same can't really be said for forklifts though...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President assasinates you!

TAGS: vladimir putin president assasinate
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by episode666

the1stCOMMI3 - April 6, 2011, 4:26 pm
Now this, this I like!
Hawamleh - March 29, 2011, 11:52 am
been done like 13 times.

NERDS - Die as you've lived.

TAGS: nerds computer
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

Zetmonk - May 12, 2012, 2:33 am
Nicely done Ice!
Icespade1 - May 11, 2012, 5:55 pm
I think it's a game guide
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:18 am
5 bucks says that Bible is only mom's wishful thinking.

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Putin is forging the Ring of Destiny

TAGS: putin lord ring
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by pani

TECH SUPPORT - I don't need no stinkin' tech support!

TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.05/5

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CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral

TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...

SO RIDDLE ME THIS . . . - . . .why are my computer help desk calls routed to India instead of Japan?

TAGS: india japan computer help desk school bus
Rating: 4.43/5

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pendulum - June 29, 2013, 8:30 am
I have to point out that those are CHINESE words on the bus. please.


TAGS: error nerd geek system shutdown funny demotivational poster computer game
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Solgard

CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:19 pm
Hilarious XD
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:09 pm
This one is priceless.
omnia - September 24, 2009, 9:56 am
is she kissing a boy or a girl? i can't tell the diffrence

VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks

TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)

STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...

TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park

MUSIC PIRACY! - It's been going on long before computers!!!

TAGS: piracy computers records mp3s music
Rating: 4.08/5

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Krissie - August 29, 2010, 12:04 am
good one, friend :)

OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?

TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.

TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

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Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.

I LOVE COMPUTERS - Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection... I hate computers.

TAGS: computers hate love smash
Rating: 4.04/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2014, 3:08 am
5ame here PV.
Oiler - January 30, 2013, 12:01 pm
Just replaced 3rd harddrive in a 5 month old laptop...just back up and running...sigh...I hate computers.
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:38 pm
maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 10:26 am
I Second That.

CLOUD COMPUTING - you're doing it wrong

COMPUTER GAMES - A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

TAGS: computer games rage neener
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Neener

trek - February 25, 2013, 6:49 pm
I believe the proper quote is that it was no match for me in hand to hand combat...
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 9:35 pm
It may have already been done, but it's still funny'r 'n hell
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:58 pm
i've done it a few times. some are really difficult to find
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:41 pm
I try. So very hard to do though.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:34 pm
no problems. just watch out for repeated jokes
Neener - October 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
I like your pic better.
pzykosiz - October 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
poster 111523

LOOK MA - No Hands

TAGS: amputate amputee arms hands ma look fail shame ouch sad
Rating: 2.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2009, 2:32 am
How does she cup the balls? or make a sammich for that matter?....but never in that order.
mr. me - July 30, 2009, 1:17 am
so very f***ed up yet so very hilarious

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - President on grassy knoll wait for you

TAGS: putin jfk soviet russia grassy knoll
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

WestTexRedneck - September 1, 2011, 8:26 pm
put a shirt on! the deer dont wanna see yer old a** either!
matt28 - April 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
Epic! 5 lions
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:24 pm

COMPUTERS!!! - Just too funny



TAGS: putting happiness in the body
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
Thanks RL.. You're churning out some pretty impressive ones yourself... I do say old chap!
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:44 am

dear baked...they just keep getting better and better dude.

TECH SUPPORT - You seem to be having hardware issues. Let me finish this download and I'll get right to it.

TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.16/5

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AFRICAN IPOD - Batteries not Included

I PUT OUT - For Santa ,,,

TAGS: i put out for santa
Rating: 4.62/5

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Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:43 pm

drop this into the moti-twist site as well budog


TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

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ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?

COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.

TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


TAGS: computer fix fail
Rating: 4.42/5

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calvin5040 - June 19, 2013, 3:53 pm
Gamer rage
djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:11 pm
Thanks! I would've replied sooner, but had to put my computer back together again first. ;)
mariand - January 9, 2012, 3:57 pm


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


TAGS: put off everything deadlines
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Claire - March 25, 2011, 9:56 pm
I like the picture you chose. It fits. 5L from me.
Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:12 pm
Douglas Adams FTW!
spacedog - March 24, 2011, 7:08 pm
Nice one.

OWNED !!! -

TAGS: owned loser computer
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Dreamscape - January 29, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ive seen this one all over the internet. [yawns] it was funny the first couple times. Sucks to be her though.

DON'T BE INTIMIDATED - but I work with computers!

TAGS: doris funny computers
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Ag218 - February 17, 2009, 10:24 pm
WTF!? He's got my credit report on the screen behind him!

putin -

WEIGHT LIMITS - Lucky for this guy computers dont have weight limits but just to be safe he should check that chair

TAGS: fat computer
Rating: 3.14/5

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Goatboy - October 19, 2012, 11:54 am
Gee, I wonder what that bottle of lotion on the end of the table is for?


TAGS: daughter computer boyfriend follows mariand
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - March 10, 2012, 4:59 pm
It's about the fact that he thinks there isn't a guy good enough for his daughter... has nothing to do with grandkids.
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 4:43 pm
He must hate the idea of grandkids. How else does he think that happens?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
Reminds me when my cousin got accidently pregnant and her dad put his hands down the garbage disposal. Of course, this was 30 some odd years ago when this was considered reasonable. Still is in my book.
Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:34 pm

there's a second (and third) vid on youtube about this. youtube "dad shoots laptop". it's not a boyfriend....its a girlfriend...and some stuff about an aunt and her dad. "next on springer...."lolz
CloudchaserS - February 28, 2012, 10:13 am
After that video, any potential boyfriend would have to be incredibly stupid to try and put his hands where they shouldn't be!

A MOUSE IN A MOUSE - so that's how they do it!

TAGS: mouse computer animal tech
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by RadEd

gas - December 17, 2011, 3:13 am
CloudchaserS - December 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Yo Dawg! We heard you like computer mice so we put a mouse in your mouse so you can left click while you left click!


TAGS: computer stethescope doctor dyson ballcleaner
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

rerun - August 20, 2011, 8:44 am

better keep him away from thr ball cleaners on the golf course.
NattieexP - August 20, 2011, 7:34 am
lol :P 5L


PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.

LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.

TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!

MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!

TAGS: theres a blonde joke here but i just cant put my finger on it
Rating: 3.49/5

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LeHurleur - September 23, 2009, 7:38 pm
Hahaha, I love this one !
Zed - September 23, 2009, 3:40 pm
BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:44 am
Dammit...I knew there was reason I should have had kids.

DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.

TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L


TAGS: computer fish water
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - August 8, 2011, 3:11 pm
just saw this.. Nice!!
gas - August 5, 2011, 7:58 pm
thanks all ;)
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
whale 5ongs
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:46 pm
Keep 'em coming Gas. 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2011, 4:54 pm



TAGS: life time day minute computer waste meet person
Rating: 3.38/5

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Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
Great pep talk. That reminds me of that tribute poster LD made about you.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:49 am
IT's not like I've done much to get it... and I'm a frickin' Mod now... and NOBODY would've put money on me getting it.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:48 am
I'll try.....
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:47 am
STFU Dre.... take it like a man. Just live up to it, dude... you're the goods. I wouldn't even consider doing it... nor suggesting it. Just live up to it... that's all.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
That would actually make me feel less guilty. lol I mean...let's face it. I'm far from being what would be called "a true greybeard." Hell, guys like you and Ron and Sean and LD and Bone CD make me look like a joke.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:46 am
aggy, do you have the power to keep my posts, but take away the greybeard status?
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:45 am
I know that some of the noobs hate when greybeard posters get high ranks even though many don't think they're good... but when you get there, you should hope you've done the right things to earn that sort of admiration, too.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
when i first came here there was only like 5 greybeards
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:44 am
Excellent point, Random... they were called Greybeard before there was a ranking system. For a reason.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:43 am
Too late, Bart... besides, it'd take all the fun out of my deleting your old forum posts one by one as you post a new one... to keep you at 999 for a week or two.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
Really depends on the point of view. You have your true greybeards, like Aggy mentioned, and you just have the forum title. Lets not forget, that was also named specifically in honor of said greybeards.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:42 am
My last line sounded a bit g**.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:41 am
Like them or not, they've been around awhile, and used to participate equally in motifakes, forum and commetns... a well-rounded member, so to speak.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Yeah, I don't think I have the poster chops to be a greybeard yet. Maybe I should go on a forum hiatus.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
Greybeards used to be respected here... a matter of respecting the elders who weren't pricks. But that's really been lost by the noobs... Airman gets crapped on constantly, Cubby abandoned post, Porcelina, well, you know, and Ron has an army o' trolls.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:40 am
i dont like the idea that im over half way to greybeard either
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:39 am
being a greybeard is kind of meaningless now
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
I think all the other Greybeards will be depressed.
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:38 am
Should I be happy or depressed...I'm on the verge of "Greybeard."
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:37 am
I gotta get my 9 here.... hold on....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:36 am
thats what manitoba hydro was paying me for
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
is it sad i am a greybeard and at only 24?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Its probably all the coffee he drinks. And I can't wait to get my a** kicked by my professors when I head back tomorrow after being sick for a week.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
Too educated for Motifakes now, Canada?
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:35 am
i did all my motifaking from work
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
LMAO! since school strarted i think i have only made like 3
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:34 am
Bart is about to hit Greybeard. Amazing.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
53, so slightly less of a life then Canada.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:33 am
Ha ha ha ha, Canada... you have a life! What a loser!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:32 am
i only have 50 posters
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Yes, great poster. 5.5 from me.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Oh.... that's it.... back to the "ban" thread...
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
im at like 22?
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Quit your bragging! I only have 110...:(
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:31 am
Just teasing, giulio... love it!
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
And that comes from someone with 248 motifakes and 6483 comments.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:29 am
Let's keep in mind that this advice is coming from a man with over 550 motifakes.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:26 am
This actually made me go outside, stand on the porch, have a cigarette, have a stretch, pick my nose, eat the booger - and discover my neighbour laughing at me from his kitchen window. Therefore, this is THE most inspiring motifake EVER. 6 Lions.
Grim R@per - October 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
What if I'm outside right now?


player 3 has entered the game -

TAGS: putin isis
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:52 am
And history repeats itself....AGAIN! I lay down a stealth grizzly against your cute little brown bear....Magic, the card game, satirized. Good 1,RL! 5L
maoworks2 - October 5, 2015, 10:33 am
French Fry Gravy Guy , Big Trouble .
concern3 - October 5, 2015, 5:55 am
Just what a **** salad needs, Russian dressing J. English
Greybeard - October 4, 2015, 10:43 pm
Awesome. Hahaha :)


SEARCH ENGINES - I Googled "who gives a shit" and my name wasn't in the results.

TAGS: computer search insults
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 23, 2013, 8:12 pm
Love making ya laugh Sho!
Sho - February 23, 2013, 3:06 am

MR M -

CTRL - You`ve lost it.

TAGS: ctrl control computer
Rating: 4.31/5

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steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 12:42 pm
steve1961 - May 22, 2012, 2:32 am
LOL Depends on the force involved. After all, don't they say a tornado can put a straw into a tree? LOL
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2012, 12:38 am
I didn't think a cheap plastic keyboard could go through a computer screen like that, LOL

A DANGEROUS MAN - Just ask the Romanovs!

TAGS: rasputin russia
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 2, 2009, 2:20 am
Plus he was (reportedly) still alive even after they tried to drown him by dumping him in the water. Bad a** mutherf***er this Rasputin was.
mefistofeles_42 - September 1, 2009, 5:22 pm
Oh, and cut off his testicles, you forgot that, mr. "Motifake Wit Liberation Front". He was a tough guy to kill, maybe they didn't even kill him. P.S. When they first poisoned his food, he ate it all and asked for more.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:48 am
I do not believe he was the Royal Family's enemy; I think he just wanted to sleep with Czarina Alexandra. But he did save Alexsei from his hemophilia. It was a mistake to kill him. Otherwise the Royal Family may have lived.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:21 am
-- back with at least bread and milk, maybe some cold cuts. We're not talking fancy, but it would be d***ed impressive.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 11:20 am
Yeah, if you have to shoot a guy four times, poison him, strangle him,beat him, and then drown him just to kill a guy, he's probably somehow more useful alive. I mean, you could send him out for groceries during the apocalypse of Ragnorok and he'd come b
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 9:26 am
Ah, yes. Grigori Rasputin, some of my best work, if I do say so myself. Harder to kill than a ****roach, though.
spitfire111 - January 8, 2009, 5:51 am
isn't that the "spiritual healer" that serve for the Tsar Nicholas II family?


TAGS: boy frown computers youtube
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - June 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
*sigh* Youth...

COMPUTER CAT - Loves his symbols

MY GENERATION - by the time the grave comes we'll already be used to being locked inside

TAGS: computers tech life prison hammy
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:40 pm
I'm going outside now.... :O
Reality Lord - November 7, 2011, 8:43 pm

not so bad if you have the x-box going. aw5ome hammy

AMPUTEES - Say what you like about these servicemen amputees from Iraq and Afghanistan but we’re going to have a bloody good Paralympic team in 2012!

TAGS: paralympic amputee
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - April 20, 2014, 7:17 am
...serious time... heh
irresistablex3 - January 14, 2011, 11:02 pm
just the thought of losing my legs scare me >_
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:58 am
airborne knows things.
airborne - January 14, 2011, 2:57 am
That's Oscar Pistorius - South Africa's top para-olympic runner. He "plays" with a modified Yamaha R1 and has done some serious good times in a standard DB9 around a track ....
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:49 pm

...and it made me laugh.
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:48 pm

totally tasteless....5L.
5150monkeylove - January 13, 2011, 1:46 pm
There was one in Florida. I saw the COPS episode a long time ago.
50cal - January 13, 2011, 12:38 pm
Or fast cops! Imagine watching cops seeing an amputees chase down a crook. Tink, tink, tink...... :) Hats off to my fellow army vets.


TAGS: computers hal 2001
Rating: 4.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2010, 5:09 am
read it again.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:04 am
I don't get it. What does HAL 9000 have to do with handguns and tequila?
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:52 am
Aces. 5L
pieman - June 11, 2010, 10:19 am
Mas Tequila. 5 plugged nickles.


TAGS: manuals calendar computer games
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 6:23 am
5hared grief


FAIL - Punching out the paper tape program by hand : 8 hours / Manually setting the mainframe : 11 hours / Running the program 6 hours. The result? COMPUTER SAYS.... "NO"

'NOT ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE' - Translation: "We put more effort in to this advertisement than we did with the actual game."


A HALLOWEEN JOKE - Q: What do you get when you cross a kitten with a tarantula? A: A severe case of the heebie-jeebies.

TAGS: yo dawg i heard you like p**** so i put a kitten in your kitten so you can stroke it while you stroke it
Rating: 3.09/5

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faulty switch - October 21, 2009, 7:39 pm
just wow
pixe - October 15, 2009, 12:57 am
that cant be real is it? if it is that is the cutest f***ed up thng ive seen
Chompers - October 7, 2009, 8:25 am
5/5 for the tags as well


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?

DUAL QUAD'S - Your FTP server is not worthy.

TAGS: computers cpu dual quad ftp
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Cliff

w00t - June 13, 2009, 9:22 pm
If you know what this means I have bad news for you...

DOPE WARS - Teaching kids more about supply & demand than any high school economics class ever has.

TAGS: dope wars game economics computer
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by Marshall

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 5:49 pm
mushrooms? this is not mario world!

PERSPECTIVE - "A computer beat me in chess, but it was no match when it came to kickboxing." - Emo Phillips

TAGS: perspective chess kickboxing computer
Rating: 4.89/5

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zaxx81 - March 17, 2012, 9:24 pm
I was mainly looking for something to put my artwork that I created in an class.
Sho - March 17, 2012, 12:59 pm
4L because of slight overused quote
axe11154 - March 17, 2012, 6:12 am
5L This is my life when ever I get done with my work at school

THE ORIGINAL COMPUTER - Was very limited functionally, print and delete .



Drawback -

TAGS: f*** amputee flaw
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Sleeves - May 8, 2010, 12:28 am
holy ****
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 8:36 pm
didn't notice the missing leg till u said sumthing
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:05 am
Treehodger - August 31, 2009, 11:42 pm
OMFG Id so date her! I do not care, she is GORGEOUS!!! Now, to find out who she is.. XD just kidding.
faulty switch - August 30, 2009, 3:36 am
ahhhhh you got me!
CWB - July 18, 2009, 12:47 am
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:07 am
i was too busy thinking she was in a bedroom last time i saw her and her delightful shirt
Porcelina - October 18, 2008, 3:51 am
Oh no! I just realized, motifakes are getting so bad now and I didn't realize the horse till MWLF's comment. >.< Maybe I should read the captions first..sometimes
Roamer - October 18, 2008, 12:50 am
Tis the price one pays for an upload vs. a creation. I was too lazy to hind the original pic; hence, teh grammar i5 suxxorz
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 17, 2008, 11:53 pm
Roamer, your grammar is atrocious and bewildering, nevertheless I gave this 5 lions because I did not see the horse at all at first. You got me.
SGT P - October 17, 2008, 10:31 pm
Love the shirt....And this chick's great attitude.


TAGS: steven wright computer cat
Rating: 3.05/5

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garth - June 19, 2009, 5:26 pm
oh-cool a uniball


TAGS: trojans virus on your computer
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Florisb

_dog - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
The title is blurry... and the caption.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 2:53 pm
Yep. Definitely seen this one before.

NIGHTS LIKE THESE - I like to punish my wiener like I caught it breaking in to my house

From The Earth To The Moon -

TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am



NOT A 12 STEP GROUP - They don't have a leg to stand on

SOME PEOPLE ARE LUCKY - but some people just are not

TAGS: epic fail game minesweeper computer
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by nettimato

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:13 pm
This motifake explains in few words full well why I despise minesweeper. Sucked at it as a child and as an adult.
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 4:34 pm
I actually think i was arguing about minesweeper, and i was wrong. Hows that for a kick in the ball sack
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 3:57 pm
LOL! Hell of a wake-up call.
crankyhead - May 2, 2010, 3:56 pm
Wow, we're arguing about minesweeper on the internet, for a minute there I thought my life was meaningless. =)
DreMagnum - May 2, 2010, 2:56 pm
If you look in the upper right hand corner, you will see that he is playing a custom game with only 1 mine. Thats why only 1 shows up
Sean - May 2, 2010, 1:38 pm
Unless I miss my guess, once you hit a mine, all the remaining ones also are exposed. No? But the pic would not be nearly as funny that way (I just tried to duplicate it on my computer, and after restarting the game, it's easy to find a mine to pick).
Zerratic - May 2, 2010, 6:52 am
Actuall you can, if you mark one mine on the field first, then remove the mark and click. This is fake though, 'coz the indicator says there are 10 mines left, yet not more than one is shown on "game over"
Claire - May 1, 2010, 8:33 pm
I lol'd.
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 6:23 pm
Ha Ha!! 4L

HI THERE! - I'm glad to meet you again my friend!

TAGS: putin russia crocodile
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by McGlen

ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:00 pm
Awww hell. I like it. 5 pooty putins

ON YOUR MARKS - Get set! Boing boing boing boing boing...

TAGS: amputee race
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Dangle

Koradan - May 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
We can rebuild him. We have the technology...

PORCELINA - For some reason she missed out on the lead role for Alice In Wonderland.

Oh, dear god no! -

ANNOYANCE - Bloody Everything.

TAGS: if this isn t funny dontputiton
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

rerun - May 9, 2011, 7:11 pm

AudioHostem - May 9, 2011, 7:09 pm
It was a comment at the rather handsome gentleman portrayed in the motifake.
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:34 pm

d*** you....I am right here and you are calling me annoying? Or is this a mere comment at the rather handsome gentleman portraied in the motifake?
AudioHostem - April 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
Look! It's rerun! 5L's
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL monkey!! Come on Mirromere, take it as a challenge! And as monkey said, ask some of the guys whose posters you like for suggestions or hints. No one is born a master.
Mirromere - December 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:46 am
I'm not sure what the picture has to do with it, but I'd give it 4L's just for the extreme wittiness of "Bloody Everything."
5150monkeylove - December 18, 2010, 3:30 am
Is this the part where I am supposed to tell you your a** doesn't look fat? jeez, just pm a reg if you have doubts... It is really that simple.
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:26 pm
Sorry. I'll quit posting. UnlessI've got something that is, well, genuinely funny. Otherwise I'll be quiet.
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:14 am
I get where the poster was going, just not sure if there is any way it could have gotten there. Good Picture, Good Thought, Good try.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:13 am
After reading the tags, are you just throwing stuff out to see if it gets approved? Dude, PM one of the elder regulars for help if you are not confident in your work. help the site, don't clutter it with crap.(especially if you don't even believe in it)
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
You are (however muh I wish it was different) entitled to your opionion.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:29 pm
2 Horses (Dwarfs hate them too)
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
Dwarfs get annoyed. Poster not funny, IMO.

DELL - I have one too...

TAGS: dell computer laptop
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by sk

GJT - November 11, 2008, 6:00 pm
seriously? it's just a joke...get a sense of humor Big E
Big E - August 7, 2008, 7:42 pm
Hey ja****s, Craven is right. you are a moron, if you are going to make a poster make it right.
Craven - May 27, 2008, 7:04 pm
You know you're a geek when.... That is a IBM Thinkpad, older model. Probably around 2000 or so.

YES, THIS THE HELP DESK... - The problem is you.

TAGS: computers
Rating: 2.43/5

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NORTON - Why would anyone trust their computer to Norton?


TAGS: sega vector computer room sonic
Rating: 2.36/5

INSATIABLE THIRST - With this example scientists have shown that it switches off your brain.

FRIEND REQUESTS - Sometimes they don't get accepted.


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


FLOPPY DISKS - 1.4 mb of pure technology

TAGS: computer
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by copperpaul

JerryBCSP - March 4, 2011, 2:07 pm
Yes! XD
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 1:08 pm
And Zip disks look completely different...He he he, Zip & Floppy disks!
Airman - May 11, 2010, 1:05 pm
those are 3.5 inch floppy drives.. the first generation was 5 1/4inch and those really were "floppy". still have some of those in my desk drawer
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Funny poster but you guys realize this pic is of post-it notes, right?
Donkasaurus - May 11, 2010, 12:50 pm
.ZIP Disks...are not floppy disks.
Viper - May 11, 2010, 7:47 am
hehe technological POWAAAA'!!!
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:30 am
i remember that i collected p*** pics on these... good old times but a dvd is not that bad... ;)
agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:23 am

FIREFOX - cannot connect to windows